Thursday, October 1, 2015

ALLEN WILBERT


ALLEN WILBERT

CRAWL SPACES

blame it on the rain
you showed up in vain
you showed up two hours late
and ruined our last date
the look on my face
your such a disgrace
saw the fear in your eye
as you started to cry
took my shovel to your head
hit you twice, to make sure you're dead
cause all my exes are in crawl spaces
where the muddy water, drowns their bloody faces
I'm feeling pretty good
that's just life in the hood
think I'll slip on down to Walmart
grab myself, a shopping cart
bought a new shovel, and some plastic wrap
cause that last bitch, gave me the clap
cause all my exes are in crawl spaces
where the muddy water, drowns their bloody faces
most of them are now decomposing
on my home, that I'm foreclosing
well I guess I was right
during each and every fight
this old house is starting to stink
so I guess I'll have just one more drink
girls now know, not to mess with me
or I'll chop them down, just like a tree
cause all my exes are in crawl spaces
where the muddy water, drowns their bloody faces
I can't remember just how many
it's gotta be getting close to twenty
most women, you just can't trust
all my shovels are starting to rust
cause all my exes are in crawl spaces
where the muddy water, drowns their muddy faces
oh, I've got exes in crawl spaces

Allen Wilbert

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