RANDALL K ROGERS

RANDALL K ROGERS

STD PROTECTION

Ah Jesus!

Christ was gay!?

Twelve,

ah, hungry

bottoms

you say?

Jeez,

looks like

everybody

is going

gay today.

What will

we do?

Animals

don't have

guns,

yet.

EX-LAX EX

Wonder

what I'll

do,

when I

die

before

you,

and

you're

stuck

on Earth

and I'm

floating around

and I

haunt

the

shit

out

of

you.

O.D. CAPACITY

Where

is no care

want or need?

Where desire

is free to be.

Where

lost that

yearning

set free

on

Overdose

Capacity.

SPARE NO ONE

“I think all the people

on “Shark Tank” should

be drowned, cut up,

and sold as imitation

crab meat.”

INMATE NO. 69

He became known

as the can-determine-

-when-you're-gonna-die-guy.

He'd give you weeks,

months, or maybe

a few years to live,

and he was more

often right than

wrong.

But if he didn't

like you, he'd

give you hours,

minutes or

mere seconds

to live,

and carry out

the murder

himself!!!

CONVERSION THERAPY

I was undergoing

gay deprogramming

in the deep South

undertaken

by chanting

Baptist preachers

with snakes,

shotguns, a red-hot poker,

and

chamois plaid shirts,

when apparently,

I began speaking

in tongues.

“Damn God”

I told them,

“is 'Mad Dog'

spelled

backwards.”

They seemed

receptive to my

words

but I never

became heterosexual.

EGGS BENEDICT ARNOLD

God ain't coming

down to Earth

because She never

left!!!

RANDALL K ROGERS is from Dakota.  He is one heck of a man.  He too cheated death and death was perfectly okay with it.  He is the ubermensch.  He lives in perpetual glory.