DANIEL DE CULLA

 

 

A Sperm On The Tip Of The Clit

From the lands of Alcalá de Henares (Madrid)

 

He came home for the weekend

In Carabanchel Bajo

The soldier son who had a rabbit mother

Well, she had eight more daughters

She'd had five abortions

And, on her own, she'd aborted several times

Jumping pregnant, again and again

From the top of a table to the floor

Putting parsley in her vagina

Or a long embroidery needle

So that the zygote wouldn't become an embryo

Much less a fetus.

The son was fulfilling his mandatory camp

Of military service to serve the Fatherland

At C.I.R. No. 2 (Recruit Training Center).

Meanwhile, his mother was very worried

Because her son Francisco didn't have a girlfriend

When her dream was to see him leave the house

Straight to the altar to get married

The right way

Or become a priest, even if he was a pedophile.

-Mother, Francisco is coming.

Mother, Francisco is here.

On weekdays, before Francisco arrived

His mother spoke with an old friend

Who had a marriageable daughter

Whom Francisco liked

Uglier than the backside of a monkey

At the Madrid Zoo.

With his daughter, whose name is Matilde

She planned for her to have sex with him, as a surprise

So that he would know what's good

And start being a man

No longer doing the silly things of masturbating

And ejaculating on photographs of movie stars

Which he still did going upstairs

With postcards of Vivien Leigh, Hedy Lamarr

Rita Hayworth, Lauren Bacall

Kim Novak, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren

Natalie Wood, Claudia Cardinale, Sara Montiel.

-Son, what news do you bring me from the military?

-Mother, the news I bring

Is all good news for you

Because they make me obey without question

And if I want to masturbate

They order me to do it

With a grenade in my hand

Ready to explode at the firing range.

-Well, son, I have a pleasant surprise for you

Because you're going to learn how to fuck

Without your virginity mattering a damn

Because hers was lost one day

Behind San Francisco el Grande

Which is where many couples go

And single men to fuck.

As Francisco once told his mother

That his dream would be to fuck Brigitte Bardott

His mother went to a mask shop

On Arenal Street

Which connects Puerta del Sol

And Plaza de Isabel II (Opera)

Buying a Bardot mask.

Now his mother takes him by the hand

Towards the master bedroom.

Now she pushes him inside

And there Francisco sees Matilde lying on the bed

Naked and on her back

His dream Brigitte

Legs open, and showing

A vertical smile with a few goatee hairs below.

When she said to him:

-Come, love. Don't be long.

Drive the Mount of Venus¡

Pluck the goat's hair ¡

Seeing you naked and erect

I have no doubt that man, rooster, and donkey

All three are potential rivals.

With greatest tenacity and determination

Francisco penetrated her

Aided by herself

For he was on the verge of inserting it into the meatus.

Before his donkey-like ejaculations

He withdrew

At the moment his beloved began to yawn

Just leaving on the tip of her clit

A reliable and well-designed sperm

Putting the other sperm into charismatic flight

These believing their place was in the anus.

-You were formidable," Brigitte told him.

Will you marry me?

Francisco answered her with some sorrow:

-Absolutely not.

I am prepared to become a high-ranking military officer

Or a pedophile bishop.

With apologies to my mother

I'll keep jerking off and jerking off some more

Because it's the best thing I want to do

And not get involved in anything too complicated.

Heaven forbids

Or the Virgin of la Paloma ¡

-Daniel de Culla

 

DANIEL DE CULLA

 

DANIEL DE CULLA: Writer, poet, painter and photographer. Member of the Collegiate Association of Spanish Writers, Earthly Writers International Caucus, Poets of the World, (IA) International Authors, Surrealism Art, Friends of The Blake Society, Nietzsche Circle and others. Director of Gallo Tricolor Review and Robespierre Review. He has participated in numerous Poetry and Theater Festivals, has collaborated and collaborates with various magazines and newspapers such as: Otoliths; The Stray Branch, Down in the Dirt Magazine, Allien Buddha Zine, The Poet Magazine, Uppagus, ReSite, GloMag, Fleas on the Dog, LAROLA, RAL'M, Misery Tourism, Leavings, The Creative Zine, Terror House Press; and other national ones: Pluma y Tintero, Letras de Parnaso, Revista Azahar, Cultura de Veracruz; Vericuetos,  Sol Cultural Center, etc.