DANIEL DE CULLA

 

 

O Belcebook

 

My friend Miguel de Verga

And I, Lord of the Balls

At the Madrid Seminary

We used to visit its Library

To select "Beat" and "Sex" books

In the Foreign Languages Section

With our handsome cocks

While the Librarian slept

In a mystical slumber

For his erect cock was clearly visible.

We called him Belcebook

Because he reminded us of Beelzebub

The god Satan of Christian theology

Who seemed to be flying

Hunting flies

Who was actually called

Belial of Ekron.

Devotees of these books

That taught us the language of Shakespeare

We went blindly selecting with our dicks

These books from the Beat Section:

Blowdryer, Jennifer “Wrong, Wrong, Wrong”

Bukowski, Charles “Bring Me Your Love”

With illustrations by Robert Crumb

Burroughs, William S “Burroughs File”

Male, hurtful, biting.

 

In an urn with both dicks at once

We came across the books by:

Ferlinghetti, Lawrence “Pictures of the Gone World”

Ginsberg, Allen “Howl & Other Poems”

Kerouac, Jack “Dr. Sax”

Leary, Timothy “High Priest”

Sargeant, Jack “Naked Lens – Beat Cinema”.

During a break, with our eyes open

Our penises joyfully rubbing together

Miguel told me:

-If my mother doesn't change her mind

She wants me to marry a girl

Crazy as a loon.

And I'd barely finished jerking off

He asked me with a smile:

-Tell me, what were you thinking, son?

It's time you found a girlfriend

Because all the jerking off

Is because you're starved for women.

We closed our eyes again

And we went to the Sex Section

Talking about the money we take from the collection plate

On “Seminary Days”

When we go to the parishes to ask for money

To help new vocations.

Money we save

For when we leave the Seminary

To go celebrate life with prostitutes.

My erect penis pointed to some books; these:

Aragon, Luis “Irene’s Cunt”

Bannon, Ann “Odd Girl Out”

Blue, Violet “Ultimate Guide to Fellatio”.

Opening one eye, I said to Miguel:

-Your mother is a bad mother

For wanting you to marry a crazy woman.

I closed my eye, and Miguel pointed with his penis at

These books:

Califia, Pat “Sensuous Magic”

De Sade, Marquis “Juliette”

Di Prima, Diane “Memoirs of a Beatnik”

Nin, Anais “Incest”

Sprinkle, Annie “Annie Sprinkle – Post Porn Modernist”

Taormino, Tristan “Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women”.

We opened our eyes

And the Librarian was still sleeping

With great satisfaction

Standing in awe

Contemplating him as if he had levitated

For his face looked like that of a saint.

We approached him

We rubbed our penises together

As if from the lamp of It was Aladdin

Running over his eyes.

Before he came back to his senses

We escaped through a window

To get to our rooms.

The next day when we returned to the Library

And asked him what he had dreamed

For we saw him asleep, quite content

He, without hesitation, told us:

I dreamed of nuns of the Conception

Who gave me three solemn blowjobs

And when I came, they exclaimed:

O, Belcebook, you are our love¡

-Daniel de Culla

 

The Child Horus Peeing

Behind The Cat's Tail

 

The child Horus, weak of legs, almost newborn

Who could have been called Hope according to Plutarch

A farmer and cattleman from Cagaspurcio de la Sierra, Segovia

A now-vanished village on the Silver Route

Known as “Wild Cock”

Because he went after women and girls

Showing them his cock, saying:

--Whoever has a whirlpool in their cunt

Will come with me to the party

He went with his little penis in his right hand, peeing on the tail

Of the cat Bastet, who had the body of a girl

In order to pee on her chestnut, or pussy

Sucking the thumb of her left hand

As if it were a pacifier

While his mother Isis goes in search of her husband Osiris

Whom she thinks is in the henhouse

Fucking a carnal hen like a rooster overseer

Putting the Horns, as they say.

On the plain or flat of La Violada, where they bury

Women who have been murdered

By their husbands, lovers, or serial killers

As they do in the Las Vegas desert (USA)

Some with a pitchfork, some with a shovel

A certain Ortiz Goloso, a native of Ávila, crossed his path

He, having religious vocations

Was very displeased to see this Horus child

Trying to pee on Bastet the cat's chestnut

Taking out some scissors he carried in the fanny pack

That hung from his shoulder

Intending to mortify him by scaring him

By saying: “I'm going to cut off your little penis!”

Finally, the scissors fell

And, by his natural pedophilic instinct

Between desire and regret, he said to the child:

-I'm only going to kiss your little balls.

When he went to kiss them, the cat was already gone

As if by a miracle of understanding and virtue

The child Horus turned into a Manneken Pis

“Peeing Boy”

Just like the one in the historic center of Brussels (Belgium)

Peeing into the bowl of Ortiz Goloso's mouth.

This one, when he entered the Society of Jesus

And was sent to Japan with others

He told his companions during the journey

When telling them what had happened:

-This boy's urine tasted like Mass wine!

Meanwhile, the cat Bastet

Climbed onto a small platform next to the village church

Beginning to urinate very calmly and with a mocking expression

A stream of mead or beer

Like the “Peeing Girl”

Located on the east side of the Impasse de la Fidélité

“Alley of Fidelity”

Near the Rue des Bouchers “Butchers' Street”

Also in Brussels, Belgium.

-Daniel de Culla

DANIEL DE CULLA

 

DANIEL DE CULLA: Writer, poet, painter and photographer. Member of the Collegiate Association of Spanish Writers, Earthly Writers International Caucus, Poets of the World, (IA) International Authors, Surrealism Art, Friends of The Blake Society, Nietzsche Circle and others. Director of Gallo Tricolor Review and Robespierre Review. He has participated in numerous Poetry and Theater Festivals, has collaborated and collaborates with various magazines and newspapers such as: Otoliths; The Stray Branch, Down in the Dirt Magazine, Allien Buddha Zine, The Poet Magazine, Uppagus, ReSite, GloMag, Fleas on the Dog, LAROLA, RAL'M, Misery Tourism, Leavings, The Creative Zine, Terror House Press; and other national ones: Pluma y Tintero, Letras de Parnaso, Revista Azahar, Cultura de Veracruz; Vericuetos,  Sol Cultural Center, etc.