BAHTIYAR HIDAYET

 

 

Hazrat Ayyub's Prayer

 

It rained for two days

The capital was flooded

Everyone blames the city administration, the municipality, the water department

 

But the real culprit remained on the sidelines

The religious singer who sang the song "Give me the sea" — Ayyub Yagubov

He was on the air all day

 

God heard his prayers

And he is on the air again

The television works in the flooded house

It is almost like the "sea" meets the singer on TV

See how much Allah loves His faithful servant

 

Shut up, O mullah,

You say "Music is forbidden"

Allah will bring your mouth to His ear

You will hear your own words

It is best if you yourself

In any case, Allah does not hear you

 

Oh atheists, explain this too

After all, this miracle

Repeats every year

You should accept Hazrat Ayyub

 

Slaves Rising Up

 

The corrupt official

made a speech consisting of very worthless and meaningless words.

The old men and the neatly dressed people in the meeting stood up and applauded him.

…Sometimes standing up is also a sign of slavery.

 

A toast was raised at the banquet in honor of the dishonorable.

The middle-aged people stood up and drank.

Those people who did not stand up when the homeland was in danger...

They all hid under their beds.

And

…Sometimes standing up is also a sign of slavery.

 

At the concert,

A very rude singer,

Who had dozens of rich men in his life,

Sang a poor song about pure love.

The young people stood up and applauded.

…Sometimes standing up is also a sign of slavery.

 

But in the courtroom

I saw a man who had committed serious crimes many times.

When I said, “Stand up, the judge is coming,” he did not stand up.

“I don’t believe in your justice,” he said.

He was an example to the old, the middle-aged, and the young.

 

By the way,

One of the judges was old, one was middle-aged, and one was young.

 

Delicacy Research Center

 

Dear friend, recently

A Space Research Center was established in the country,

And for this center

A large area of ​​land was allocated by the Ministry of Agriculture.

 

There will be abundance -

Thanks to the Milky Way galaxy

Milk and cheese will increase on our table.

Just be a little patient.

 

The electricity department

Will serve the population well -

Just need to wait a light year.

 

The gas department

Will serve the population well -

We will observe gas clouds in the galaxy,

The gas limit and gas debts will be forgotten.

 

The water department

Will serve the population well -

Our eyes will water constantly,

We are about to find water on Mars,

Water bills will be forgotten.

 

The galaxies will be mapped,

Your agricultural land -

Although it is not yet possible to find it on the map.

So, my friend, be patient a little,

 

Everything will be fine in the future -

Eat your hopes,

 

Hopes are delicious like delicacies.

 

BAHTIYAR HIDAYET