Saturday, June 1, 2024

DANIEL DE CULLA

 



 

Healthy, Healthy, Frogs Little Tail

 

The child, my friend, of an honest widow

Hit his head

For not looking and tripping

Over a foal

Against his door handle.

Cry that cry

When his mother heard him

She has come to his aid saying:

What happened, my child?

Have you hit your head?

The boy, as he could not

He has let me speak:

-Madam, Filomeno has come home

Pretending to ride

A runaway foal

Tripping over a stick

What has crossed its path

The same thing that happened to me

The other day

When I made me ride

A crazy horse

Stepping on a banana peel

That made me slip

And hit my forearm

Although its already cured.

Filomeno's mother

That she is a great mom

Has taken his head

Giving him a kiss on the bump

Passing the tongue

Telling him, as she passes his tongue:

-Healthy, healthy, little frog's ass

 if you do not get healthy today

You wll be healthy tomorrow.

And, again, don't act the foal

And you the horse

Look where you step!

Because you can break

That stupid head

That you both have

One next day.

 

Hot Plate In Your Ass

 

It always caught my attention

This small device

With a circular grid

Electric in its center

What is used to warm up

That my mother and sister

Were placed between the legs

The days when it was very cold

In Madrid capital

Since, in our house

There was no heating

And, yes, an iron stove

Firewood and not coal

Installed in the dining room

With smoke outlet

Through a billowing tube

Towards the interior court.

-Mother, how cold it is.

My ass is frozen.

-Put this Hot Plate, daughter

Between the legs

When I have warmed up.

-But how do we feel

So cold in our mussel or clam?

-It is natural, daughter.

-Our clam or mussel

Have to be cool

For when the sailor

Future lover or husband

Come fishing.

- Leave me the Hot Plate, mother.

-Here is, pretty daughter

Be careful not to burn yourself.

-Now I really have it warm!

I feel like a devil

Tried to catch it.

-Let him try

Well, with a fart you fart

He will escape instantly.

How did you meet father?

-I knew him, my daughter

When, young

 I went to the hardware store

To buy a set of keys.

He had bought a Hot Plate

For his mother.

He looked at me smiling.

He stuck his tongue out at me

With gestures of wanting to suck me.

When I asked:

-Who is that Hot Plate for?

He answered me kindly:

-It's for my father

That want to give it to my mother

Well he loves to tell her:

- Take this Hot Plate

So you can cook that mussel

And be prepared

For the dinner of Love.

I loved what he said

And I invited him to go out with me

For one day to come

In which he buys me

A lovely Hot Plate

Because kisses will be sweeter

And warmer with it.

 

Jack, Horse And King

 

I had done weights that afternoon and

On the fly

In one jump

I stood next to a beautiful lady

What did the race do

And she looked like a sultana

Gang Boss Lover

When leaving the Gym.

One of those bad-intentioned gentlemen passed by

Similar to a Tongeleto or pilgrim:

He was Vilagomez

Dealer of trinkets at the market

On Sundays, in Carmen.

He has told her:

-Beautiful lady

I would sleep with you.

I have hugged my Xuquel or dog

Called Yaque

And I told him:

-If my dog doesn't bite you on the buttock

It put a curse on you.

The this lady's hole

Today I like it.

Standing in these words

The beautiful lady changed color.

She told us:

-Do you both have a fever?

In my bed, which is made of string

Which Ratchet

There is room for both.

Vilagomez was shocked

Because he had lost all his money

At Bingo

And he felt like a “three under”

Or Donkey.

Without knowing him, I tell him:

-I lend you money

Because I've never had a threesome.

In an oversight

Greed tempting Vilagomez

This, when I was paying him

The agreed money

With the beautiful lady

He snatched her purse

Which criminal Trincón

Careless

Running along the Paseo de la Isla.

-I don't want sex anymore

I've lost my desire, I told her.

While she let herself be tempted

Tempt

Groping the tits.

-No problem, she told me.

I have lost the keys

From the biggest chest

And your carnal lockpick is of no use to me.

Today I will sleep with a Já

Woman that she comes

From the mountains of León.

-Daniel de Culla

 

DANIEL DE CULLA

 

DANIEL DE CULLA: Writer, poet, painter and photographer. Member of the Collegiate Association of Spanish Writers, Earthly Writers International Caucus, Poets of the World, (IA) International Authors, Surrealism Art, Friends of The Blake Society, Nietzsche Circle and others. Director of Gallo Tricolor Review and Robespierre Review. He has participated in numerous Poetry and Theater Festivals, has collaborated and collaborates with various magazines and newspapers such as: Otoliths; The Stray Branch, Down in the Dirt Magazine, Allien Buddha Zine, The Poet Magazine, Uppagus, ReSite, GloMag, Fleas on the Dog, LAROLA, RAL'M, Misery Tourism, Leavings, The Creative Zine, Terror House Press; and other national ones: Pluma y Tintero, Letras de Parnaso, Revista Azahar, Cultura de Veracruz; Vericuetos,  Sol Cultural Center, etc.


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